Sex Horoscope

Sex Horoscope. With whom are fireworks in bed and who will give you a cold shower?

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Sex Horoscope

Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Your opposite is Cancer, but although you attract, you are too different to really make it work. Nice for once but secretly you long for a dominant Capricorn who won't let you undermine him. A Gemini would rather not, he chats too much. It gets really hot with another Aries; who is the boss?

 

Taurus (21 April - 20 May)

Precisely because you and Scorpio have nothing in common, in bed it is a complete surprise for both parties. With an Aquarius you have little use between the sheets, your libido does not match at all. With a Libra, you make love like crazy and the bossy Leo is your guilty pleasure. Super exciting, but unfortunately not permanent.

 

Gemini (21 May - 20 June)

If you dive into bed with opposite Libra, you won't get out for a while; pure chemistry! What you really fall asleep with is Taurus, zero creativity as far as you are concerned. Who you would love to snare is the charismatic Leo. Scorpio is your secret fantasy which had better stay a fantasy too; far too intense.

 

Cancer (June 21 - July 20)

Although you have little in common with Aries, you have one thing in common: your erotic fantasies! You can't do much with the fickle Sagittarius, he or she makes you nervous and restless. The one you find really exciting is the mysterious Scorpio, who takes you to multiple highs without words with ease. With Capricorn, it's lust at first sight.

 

Leo (July 21 - August 21)

Whereas you prefer to be praised, Aquarius is anything but complimentary. And let you find that a challenge. With the wild Sagittarius, it's bound to come to blows. Gemini also has an eye for others, so that is an absolute no-go for you. Your dark desire concerns an inexhaustible Taurus.

 

Virgo (August 22 - September 22)

Although you are attracted to your opposite Pisces, it gets boring and predictable in the long run. Another person who cannot keep you interested is Libra with whom you are totally out of sync. Your absolute dream partner is a dominant Leo but with the voluptuous Capricorn you end up lasting the longest.

 

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Capricorn is the absolute opposite of yourself: buck-toothed and bossy, no thanks.

Who you do have a sexual click with is the Taurus; a full-length programme! The one you find absolutely fascinating is the inscrutable Pisces. With the critical Virgo you can't be yourself at all, you'd rather skip this one too.

 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)

Sagittarius can irritate you considerably, you don't seem to understand each other at all. Although Taurus is your absolute opposite, you complement each other wonderfully in bed. Or maybe that's exactly why. If you like a submissive partner, sex with a Libra is your ultimate fantasy. With the fiery Aries, sparks will fly.

 

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20)

Although Scorpio is a man of few words, you find the fact that he or she is not easy to gauge super attractive. You certainly don't want the smooth talk of Pisces, but the dirty talk of Gemini can bring you back to ecstasy. You will spark hardest with the passionate Leo.

 

Capricorn (December 21 - January 19)

With Sagittarius, you finish quickly. Literally, that one goes way too fast for you. You secretly fantasise about a dominant Aries who overpowers you, but do you like it in real life? With your opposite Cancer it goes great in bed, provided you dare to approach each other. You have the most exciting sex with Scorpio.

 

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

With another Aquarius, you'll get your money's worth, but with a Libra you'll be fine too, they're willing but not passive, exactly what you want. Your opposite is Leo, charismatic but too vain. With Capricorn you have no click at all, you want sex at different times and in completely different ways.

 

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Your opposite and also fantasy bed partner is the Virgo. He or she is sensitive but keeps both feet on the ground and keeps you on your toes. An absolute turn-off is the active Sagittarius who is too wild or even too rough in bed. With Cancer you can let yourself go completely, but with Libra you will make all your dreams come true.

 

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