Trouble with your hormones horoscope
We all recognise it; trouble with your hormones. Not great for yourself but also not great for those around you.... What do you do when you are 'not feeling well'? This trouble with your hormones horoscope will tell you.
Previously published in VROUW Glossy. For more fun themed horoscopes click >HERE.
Aries (March 21 - April 20)
If your hormones are not quite in balance, the people around you will notice this mainly by your impulsive and usually not very tactful expressions. If it's really a 'party', chances are you'll go on the offensive completely out of the blue. So Ram, relieved?
Taurus (21 April - 21 May)
When you suffer from acting up hormones, you forget everything that is loose and loose. You can get it all back on track by exposing yourself to as few stimuli as possible. A quiet environment where you can relax with your favourite book, series or music helps. And something tasty, of course. Almost forgot.
Gemini (22 May - 21 June)
If your hormones are running away with you, the first thing you notice is that your emotions are doing exactly the same thing, running away with you. Thinking logically is then no longer possible, uncertainty and indecision are the immediate result. And lots of talking, of course, about how insecure and indecisive you are.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
When you are completely out of balance for a while, you are so hypersensitive that you may wonder whether your hormones are bothering you or your hormones are bothering you. It only takes one wrong look at you and you feel deeply, intensely hormonally hurt. Often that person is blocked on the spot everywhere. That will teach him/her!
Leo (July 23 - August 23)
If your hormones are in a tangle, your extreme need for affirmation bubbles up. Not just for your dazzling looks, but also for your one-in-a-million personality. Is no one giving you that coveted compliment? Well. Then do it yourself anyway. Status update and selfie time!
Virgo (August 24 - September 23)
The more confused your hormones are, the more you focus on precision and perfection. Just when you think you are done with the unsolicited advice and unwanted interference, you feel free to add to it. This, of course, to the delight of those close to you. Don't.
Libra (September 24 - October 23)
If you are not completely comfortable in your own skin, you can still wonder days - even weeks - later whether you said the right thing 'then and there' or reacted appropriately. And whether perhaps you shouldn't say or send something about it now. For goodness sake, Libra! Go. Out. Your. Head.
Scorpio (24 October - 22 November)
When you are not quite in your shell for a while, you start to doubt yourself a lot and may even experience feelings of jealousy. Why hasn't someone contacted you for a while? Does he or she prefer to hang out with someone else? Then with whom and why? Just checking the socials.
Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)
If you get on your hips, you prefer to turn off your phone and unplug from the internet. Being unreachable, heaven! If your hormones are really raging, you even consider taking the first plane abroad. If the opportunity is there you do it too. Away!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
When your hormones go from left to right, you want nothing more than to make yourself useful and, above all, needed. You do this by taking on as many responsibilities as possible, making other people's problems your own and putting unnecessary pressure on yourself. Huh, nice.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)
Hormonal fluctuations manifest themselves in you mainly in cross and especially unpredictable behaviour where you go against everything and everyone and do exactly what is not expected of you. Agreements cannot be made with you during this period. Your freedom, autonomy and independence come first.
Pisces (20 February - 20 March)
When the hormone circus erupts, you want nothing more than to be alone. At such times, you don't even fancy your own thoughts, let alone other people's drivel. Meditation calms you down completely. And yoga, nice and alone at home, fine on your own mat. Or a walk in nature, all in silence.